I forgot the keys to my time machine.

So now that I’ve had Korean stir fried octopus I can make a firm decree: fuck Korea. They have a disgusting diet and its no wonder the country is ran by tyrannical psychopaths. If I had to eat octopus and cold beef with eggs i’d go nuts too.

Show me a beautiful girl and I’ll show you someone who is tired of fucking her.

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—	Yunior (This Is How You Lose Her - Junot Diaz)

peacefulcalamity:

SET THESE HOES STR8 SUPERNINTENDO CHALMERS.

scrotumcoat:

get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet

Tywin vs Olenna: A Summary

Then I was like…”Hey…”

When was the moment when you first realized you were different?