So now that I’ve had Korean stir fried octopus I can make a firm decree: fuck Korea. They have a disgusting diet and its no wonder the country is ran by tyrannical psychopaths. If I had to eat octopus and cold beef with eggs i’d go nuts too.
Show me a beautiful girl and I’ll show you someone who is tired of fucking her.
|—||Yunior (This Is How You Lose Her - Junot Diaz)|
SET THESE HOES STR8 SUPERNINTENDO CHALMERS.
get that shit outta here with your weak ass mullet