I forgot the keys to my time machine.
who is this? My wife?

who is this? My wife?

vandal—savage:

thefatgawd:

niadidas:

shwagerr:

ayooveez:

youngharlemnigga:

yung-eurostep:

aliwav:

excuse me

who this 

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She was bad until I got a close up to her face. Sheesh

^^^ how you gonna play her while you looking like this

Take SEVERAL seats 

OHHHHHHHHHH the model isn’t even ugly wtf

"How you gon play her while you looking like this?"

Jesus fuck she needs to delete

At 10,000+ notes it’s too late

sotightandshiny:

martini-lover:

foodhumor:

ryan gosling wont eat his cereal

I just literally watched this movie. Drive. I highly recommend it

Drive is so good. I love Nicolas Winding Refn’s films. Gosling stars in his “Only God Forgives,” too, which is an incredibly fucked up film, but not as good as Drive in my opinion. Check out Valhalla Rising, featuring a one-eyed, mute Mads Mikkelsen as the incarnation of the Norse God, Odin.

He definitely won’t eat cereal.
laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

cubebreaker:

TurboRoo, a chihuahua born without its front legs, was given a 3D printed cart made by San Diego firm 3dyn so he could train to be a service dog for disabled children.

kabhipussykabhibum:

how white girls dance when they see their black ex in the club

" ____ is in a relationship "

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